Xbox One is finally here.

It's time to spend some quality time with your console for a day (or three). That means you might have to get out of some obligations. Luckily, we have the solution. Simply fill in the blanks below and send your official Doctor's note to whomever is making you do the thing that is not Xbox One. You're welcome.

Your very own doctor's note

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Entertainment Therapy and Specialist
M.Nelson, M.D., X.B.1

To whom it may concern,

Due to the your will not be able to fulfill the scheduled commitment he/she has with you. Because of the severity of this condition I'm prescribing a heavy dose of Xbox One. needs to .

After a thorough examination, I've concluded that the all-in-one entertainment system is the only cure for the aforementioned condition.

This treatment may take anywhere from 1-3 days to work and will require years of accumulating achievements thereafter. If the patient is disrupted with , I will have to double the prescribed amount of Xbox One.

If used effectively, Xbox One can help relieve the patient's entertainment deprivation and will have an increased state of happiness at all times.

Refill ________

Signature ______________________

*Please be advised that there may be some side effects. These include elevated Gamerscore and . They are to be expected and will contribute to the life-long healing process.